We guarantee that, over time, you’ll see measurable improvements…which will slowly trickle out into the world.  If every family had THE BONE, we’d almost certainly notice less road rage, subsiding cell phone rudeness, an abatement of dumb questions, fewer unnecessary comments, dwindling ill-timed observations, a decrease in tactless statements, and an overall reduction of other societal blights.

Which came first: humans who lacked eloquence and manners…or…THE BONE?

Archaeologists, historians, and anthropologists theorize that some form of THE BONE has existed in every culture since time immemorial.  Conventional wisdom seems to agree, given the abundance of evidence suggesting that humans who are clumsy and/or thoughtless have existed in every society.  For centuries, humans have offended and vexed each other with faux pas, blunders, foibles, Freudian slips, and other malapropos gestures and turns of phrase.  Although homo sapiens evolved into two-legged creatures, many still spend much of their lives with one foot in the mouth, gracelessly hopping through life with complete disregard for those well-mannered humans who have learned to walk with both feet on the ground.  It is for these people that THE BONE was originally created and continues to exist.